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		<title>I turned my iPad into a sketchbook &#8211; Here&#8217;s how:</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 21:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Rand G.D.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Design]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Illustration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tutorials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[App Store]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Best Buy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sketchbook Pro for iPad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wacom Bamboo Pen or iPad]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No need to spend precious time here selling you on why you would want or need your iPad to convert [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/sketchbook-featured-image.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-795 colorbox-792" title="sketchbook-featured-image" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/sketchbook-featured-image.jpg" alt="" width="672" height="245" /></a></p>
<p>No need to spend precious time here selling you on why you would want or need your iPad to convert itself into a fully featured sketchbook. I&#8217;ve been searching for the best way to accomplish this for&#8230;well as long as I&#8217;ve had my iPad 2.</p>
<h3><a href="https://www.wacom.com/en/Store/Pages/Product.aspx?product=CS110K&amp;crumb={76CB5E34-50C0-47A5-9F4C-18F96EF2D487}" target="_blank"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-793 colorbox-792" title="Wacom Bamboo Pen for iPad" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/CS110K_800x600_Gallery_1-150x112.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="112" /></a>Wacom Bamboo Pen</h3>
<p>First I came across a Best Buy gift card and a small discovery on the bottom shelf of the accessories aisle. Wacom Bamboo Pen. Huge upgrade from the finger, though at $40 it&#8217;s a bit pricey. <a href="https://www.wacom.com/en/Store/Pages/Product.aspx?product=CS110K&amp;crumb={76CB5E34-50C0-47A5-9F4C-18F96EF2D487}" target="_blank">Buy Now $39.99</a></p>
<h3 style="clear: both;"><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/sketchbook-pro-for-ipad/id364253478?mt=8" target="_blank"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-794 colorbox-792" title="SketchBook Pro for iPad" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/Picture-12-150x150.png" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>SketchBook Pro for iPad</h3>
<p>Once brought it home I fished thru 3 or 4 different drawing apps, mostly free, just to test out the pen. None of the apps did much of anything dynamic with the brushes and I was pretty disappointed at first. That is until I did a little consumer research and found that the general consensus was to download this app called SketchBook Pro for iPad. It was $2 that day, a sale, since today it&#8217;s back to $5. Either way it&#8217;s amazing. <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/sketchbook-pro-for-ipad/id364253478?mt=8" target="_blank">Buy Now $4.99</a></p>
<p>So I got to Sketching and was baffled by the variety of brushes this thing offered. Plus it allows for multiple layers and the ability to set those layers blending options. I finally felt like I had something comparable to Photoshop on my iPad.</p>
<p>The interface is clean and easy to use, leaving multiple tool options for you to optimize your workspace. It took probably 3 hours to really get into my groove on this first painting but it was smooth sailing from there.</p>
<h3>My First Sketch</h3>
<p>The same night I came home with my new Wacom Pen I also sat down to watch Lars Von Trier&#8217;s &#8220;Melancholia&#8221;, the imagery throughout was striking and I thought what better way to get started with my new app? So I sat down and sketched out a surrealist shot of our un-hinged blonde (Kirsten Dunst) getting intimate with impending doom of the planet Melancholia. If this has you in any way intrigued I recommend getting on Netflix Instant and checking it out.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/melancholia.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-797 colorbox-792" title="iPad Sketch - Melancholia Inspired" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/melancholia-515x386.jpg" alt="" width="515" height="386" /></a></p>
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		<title>Featured Background Images in WordPress</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 06:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Rand G.D.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tutorials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[css3]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[custom theme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[featured image]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[loop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[post thumbnails]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tutorial]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordpress]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In this tutorial we will be using our featured image as a custom background graphic.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-779 colorbox-767" title="featured_image" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/featured_image.jpg" alt="" width="672" height="245" /></p>
<p>In this tutorial I will be showing you how to take your featured post images a step beyond the typical usage of a static image block. We will be using our featured image as a <strong>custom background graphic</strong>.</p>
<h4>Adding Thumbnail support to your theme</h4>
<pre class="qoate-code">&lt;?php add_theme_support( 'post-thumbnails' ); ?&gt;</pre>
<p>Head over to your functions.php file and insert the short snippet above. You should now see this box in the lower right corner or your &#8220;Add New Post&#8221; page in the WordPress dashboard.</p>
<p><img class="size-full wp-image-769 colorbox-767" title="Featured Image Widget" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/Picture-11.png" alt="" width="290" height="77" /></p>
<h4>Calling Your Featured Image URL &#8211; In The Loop</h4>
<pre class="qoate-code">
&lt;?php $image_id = get_post_thumbnail_id(); ?&gt;
&lt;?php $image_url = wp_get_attachment_image_src($image_id,'small');   ?&gt;
</pre>
<p>Open the template file you want the featured image to appear (remember this can go anywhere within a loop).</p>
<h4>Using the Featured Image Function</h4>
<pre class="qoate-code">&lt;?php echo $image_url[0]; ?&gt;</pre>
<p>Simply use this tiny snippet anywhere within your loop to display the image source of your featured image. Just remember that this snippet only generates the SOURCE URL, not the actual image.</p>
<h3>Now For The Fun Part</h3>
<p><strong>The Markup</strong></p>
<pre class="qoate-code">&lt;a class="feat_img" href="#" style="background-image:url(&lt;?php echo $image_url[0]; ?&gt;);"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</pre>
<p>With the ability to add the Featured Image source URL at will, we can add it as a background image to any element within the loop. Here we&#8217;ve assigned a link element with our featured image as it&#8217;s background graphic. Of course without some fancy CSS3 to go with it the link looks awful&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>&#8230;So Pretty It Up</strong></p>
<pre class="qoate-code">
.feat_img {
      margin:0 0 15px;
      width:264px;
      height:155px;
      border: solid 3px #fff;
      box-shadow: 0px 3px 4px rgba(0,0,0,.3);
      transition: all .5s ease-in-out;
      -moz-transition: all .5s ease-in-out;
      -webkit-transition: all .5s ease-in-out;
      background-position: center center;
      display:block;
}

.feat_img:hover {
      height:300px;
      opacity:0.7;
}
</pre>
<h4>See It In Action</h4>
<style>img#pervert{background:url(http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/pervert.jpg) 0 0 no-repeat; transition:all 2.0s ease-in-out; -moz-transition:all 2.0s ease-in-out; -webkit-transition:all 2.0s ease-in-out;} img#pervert:hover{background-position:0px -170px;}</style>
<p><img src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/overlay-feature-image-post.png" alt="" id="pervert" width="600" height="600" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-781 colorbox-767" /></p>
<p>Pretty sweet trick right? I&#8217;ve used this trick on my homepage as a way to slowly reveal more of the image upon hovering the post link. Of course you can go wild with this and do just about anything you want.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d love to see what you come up with, send over demo links in the comments section!</p>
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		<title>Heavy Metal</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 07:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Rand G.D.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Illustration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heavy metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[machine head]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unto the locust]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by Machine Head's "Unto the Locust" album. A quick heavy metal infused illustration. Also the first true "digital illustration" I've done. No pre-sketch here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/cathedral1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-755 colorbox-751" title="cathedral" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/cathedral1-515x515.jpg" alt="" width="515" height="515" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Some <a href="http://open.spotify.com/artist/0lVlNsuGaOr9vMHCZIAKMt" target="_blank">Machine Head</a> inspired art.</p>
<p>Going to see them on Feb.4 2012 at <a href="http://www.thepalladium.net/events.html" target="_blank">The Palladium</a> in Worchester, MA.</p>
<p>Based off of Machinehead&#8217;s newest album, &#8220;Unto the Locust&#8221; was the ongoing theme here, as the album delivers some utterly ferocious and bleak harmonics I wanted to leave my final interpretation of the lyrics.</p>
<p>A chorus line that particularly caught me:</p>
<blockquote><p>We build cathedrals to our pain,<br />
Establish monuments to attain,<br />
Freedom from all of the scars and the sins,<br />
Lest, we drown in the darkness within.</p></blockquote>
<p>I know this is some pretty heavy and morose shit, but the idea of a cathedral literally emerging from your body and being devoured by the apocalyptic swarm of locusts was just too enticing.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a little youtube love for Machinehead:</p>
<p><center><object width="550" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jxjeqCd6Zm0?version=3&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jxjeqCd6Zm0?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="550" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></center><br />
Machine Head &#8211; Locust</p>
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		<title>Build Your Own Content Digest Using Mailchimp</title>
		<link>http://www.jesserandgd.com/Redesign-Rant-Repeat/featured/build-your-own-content-digest-using-mailchimp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 03:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Rand G.D.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Design]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tutorials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chimpfeedr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[content aggregator]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[email marketing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[graphic design]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mailchimp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RSS feed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RSS to Email]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tutorial]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Learn about the new Feed Merge feature in Mailchimp and create your own recurring newsletter using any and all of the RSS feeds you know and love.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h3><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-744 colorbox-740" title="mailchimp" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/mailchimp.jpg" alt="" width="605" height="221" /></h3>
<h3>RSS Feeds Are Boring</h3>
<p>Sure the content contained within them can be pretty fantastic, but the means in which you view the feeds is weak and always has been.</p>
<p>A few months ago I decided that twitter just wasn&#8217;t working well enough as a content aggregator. I follow a number of design publications through Twitter for the purpose of seing their latest articles. I also follow idiots like Kenny Powers and Funny or Die + 300 others. So my design content gets lost. (Argue the case of custom lists all you want, they&#8217;re not practical) The solution I then found was a web app called NetNewsWire. I spent an hour or so subscribing to all the blogs I wanted to read and it worked out just fine.</p>
<p>A week later, I never opened the app again. I even set it up to open whenever I turned on my machine. Still never checked it. I just couldn&#8217;t work it into my routine.</p>
<p>So I let my need to read relavent design articles fester for a while. Until I came across a new feature in the Email Marketing Platform <strong><a href="http://www.mailchimp.com">MailChimp</a></strong>. I already knew about the RSS to Email campaigns. That concept was novel and works for a number of people. But I don&#8217;t really want to get <strong>five</strong> emails every morning just to see what a couple pubs wrote about. Until a brand new <strong><a title="Vital Design" href="http://vtldesign.com" target="_blank">Vital Design</a></strong> email marketing project introduced me to this badass new feature&#8230;</p>
<h3>Feed Merge</h3>
<p>The possibilities here are endless. Before, you could only subscribe to an email consisting of posts from ONE feed. Now, you can pepper one email template with as many feeds as you want. I will detail how to accomplish this below, but for now just think about the possible applications of this.</p>
<h3>Create a Design Digest</h3>
<p>The first idea that popped into my head was to aggregate all of the publication feeds that I wanted to read each morning. So I sat down, plugged in the RSS feed URL&#8217;s into the code listed below and set-up the email to send to me every morning.</p>
<p>I can now wake up each morning and have a brand new email sitting in my inbox &#8211; which I DO actually check everyday &#8211; containing the two most recent articles from each of my favorite publications.</p>
<p>No more running News Feeds every morning. Now everything I want is sitting in the one place I do go everyday. My inbox.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3452 colorbox-740" title="Blog Post Example" src="http://www.vtldesign.com/vital-blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Screen-shot-2012-01-12-at-3.00.36-PM.png" alt="" width="487" height="291" /></p>
<h3>How It Works</h3>
<p>With a simple short code users can now drop entire entries from any blog they want into an email. Plus the number of sources is unlimited.</p>
<p>Just drop in this code wherever you want the RSS feed to appear:</p>
<pre style="border: solid 1px #999; padding: 20px; margin: 20px 0px;">*|FEED:<strong>Feed URL</strong> [$count=<strong>Number of Posts Included</strong>]|*</pre>
<h3>Feed Merge Individual Items</h3>
<p>If the default layout of the basic <strong>Feed Merge</strong> isn&#8217;t looking as clean as you would like it to you&#8217;re in luck. The shortcode below will allow you to break the feed up into individual elements. That way you can actually have some aesthetic control over what you&#8217;re displaying.</p>
<pre style="border: solid 1px #999; padding: 20px; margin: 20px 0px;">*|FEEDBLOCK:URL|* *|FEEDITEMS:|*
<strong>INSERT INDIVIDUAL ITEMS HERE</strong>
 *|END:FEEDITEMS|* *|END:FEEDBLOCK|*</pre>
<p>For a full list of individual items available in shortcode form &#8211; plus a much more in-depth tutorial on how to use this feature head to the Mailchimp Support Page:</p>
<p><a href="http://kb.mailchimp.com/article/how-can-i-add-any-blog-post-to-a-regular-campaign" target="_blank">Mailchimp Support</a></p>
<h3>Keep It Recurring</h3>
<p><a href="http://chimpfeedr.com/" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-742 colorbox-740" title="chimpfeeder" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/chimpfeeder.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="325" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>One thing you will quickly learn while attempting to build one of these eblasts is that your email will only be delivered when there is new content. This <strong>new</strong> content must come from the single RSS feed you define in the beginning. So if you&#8217;re blog is only going to have new content once a week, your digest only goes out once a week.</p>
<p>In comes <a href="http://chimpfeedr.com/" target="_blank">Chimpfeedr</a>, the RSS aggregator built by Mailchimp for Mailchimp. Just feed the chimp all of the RSS feeds included in your digest and he will spit out a single aggregated url, which can then then be inserted as your source feed.</p>
<p>So now the digest will only go out when ANY of your news sources publishes new content.</p>
<p>Problem solved!</p>
<h3>Get Clever</h3>
<p>Creating a simple and customized digest is just the tip of the iceberg with Field Merge. I took a real world problem and used this feature to fix it. To me it&#8217;s a game changer. We now have the ability to:</p>
<ol>
<li>Build a custom designed eblast with infinite dynamic content sources</li>
<li>Aggregate relevant content the way YOU want it to be display and delivered</li>
<li>Give your readers a wider range of related content during your outreach</li>
<li>Build a daily relationship with your readers that adds value beyond your content</li>
</ol>
<p>If you have questions about this feature or would like your clients to see a digest like this come from you. Contact Vital Design <a href="http://www.vtldesign.com/vital_contact.html">here</a>.</p>
<p>Or if you want to subscribe to my Digest featuring this blog, Smashing Magazine, OneExtraPixel, DesignMag, and Inspired Magazine click the link below!</p>
<p><!-- // MAILCHIMP SUBSCRIBE CODE \\ --><br />
<a href="http://eepurl.com/ipQGE" target="_blank">Sign up for Design Essentials Digest!</a><br />
<!-- \\ MAILCHIMP SUBSCRIBE CODE // --></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Getting Techie for CES</title>
		<link>http://www.jesserandgd.com/Redesign-Rant-Repeat/design/getting-techie-for-ces/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 04:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Rand G.D.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Design]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CES 2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photoshop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Do You See What I See? This project was, and is, top secret but I guarantee this technology will eventually [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Do You See What I See?</h3>
<p>This project was, and is, top secret but I guarantee this technology will eventually &#8220;see&#8221; the light of day.</p>
<p>Since I can&#8217;t say anything more about the content I will say this. Designing at 300 dpi in Photoshop when the dimensions are that of a friggin wall, will hose your memory. Anyone with pointers on how to work at this size without turning your machine into a Commodore 64 please leave DETAILED comments!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/20120109-230419.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full colorbox-735" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/20120109-230419.jpg" alt="20120109-230419.jpg" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/20120109-230502.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full colorbox-735" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/20120109-230502.jpg" alt="20120109-230502.jpg" /></a></p>
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		<title>Create a Pressed Button Effect with CSS</title>
		<link>http://www.jesserandgd.com/Redesign-Rant-Repeat/tutorials/create-a-pressed-button-effect-with-css/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 17:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Rand G.D.</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[button]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CSS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[While redesigning my personal site I came across this easy to implement button CSS that gives the illusion of a [...]]]></description>
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<p>While redesigning my personal site I came across this easy to implement button CSS that gives the illusion of a button being pressed.</p>
<h2>The HTML</h2>
<p>Simply add a class to your link.</p>
<pre>&lt;a href="#" class="readmore"&gt;Click Here&lt;/a&gt;</pre>
<h2>The CSS</h2>
<p>This is where the fun stuff happens.</p>
<p>First just give the button it&#8217;s visual styling. In this case I&#8217;m duplicating the grey button effect from my home page slider.</p>
<p>Note the box shadow style. The y-axis distance is set to 3px, which gives the box element a 3px drop shadow on the bottom.</p>
<h3>The Rollover</h3>
<p>Now, on hover, you will want to again style the visual portion of the button. Then you will need to do two things:</p>
<ul>
<li>Position the link &#8220;relative&#8221; and assign the top to have 3 extra pixels.</li>
<li>Define the box shadow again, only now set the value to &#8220;none&#8221;.</li>
</ul>
<p>This removes the distance of the drop shadow and moves the button down to that equal distance.</p>
<pre>.readmore {
background: #2f2f2f;
text-align: center;
display: block;
width: 250px;
border-radius:8px;
-moz-border-radius:8px;
-webkit-border-radius:8px;
box-shadow: 0px 3px 5px #000;
-moz-box-shadow: 0px 3px 5px #000;
-webkit-box-shadow: 0px 3px 5px #000;
}
.readmore:hover {
position:relative;
top:3px;
color: #fqq;
box-shadow:none;
-moz-box-shadow:none;
-webkit-box-shadow:none;
}</pre>
<h2>In Action</h2>
<p><a class="readmore" href="#">Click Here</a></p>
<p>This code uses elements that may or may not work in IE7 and lower&#8230;oh well.</p>
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		<title>127 Hours of Introspection</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 03:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Rand G.D.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by Director Danny Boyle&#8217;s latest film &#8220;127 Hours&#8221; this painting was a labor of love created in the days [...]]]></description>
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<p>Inspired by Director Danny Boyle&#8217;s latest film &#8220;127 Hours&#8221; this painting was a labor of love created in the days following my initial viewing of this fantastic Oscar contender.  Those unfamiliar with the story, 127 Hours is based on the book written by Aron Ralston, a young engineer who in the spring of 2003 found himself stranded in the caves of Utah&#8217;s Canyonland.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1542344/"><img src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/127-hours-movie.jpg" alt="" title="127-hours-movie" width="214" height="317" class="alignright size-full wp-image-581 colorbox-573" style="margin-left:15px;" /></a>I apologize if I skip over the small details of the story, but all you really need to know is that Aron became entrapped in the desert for 127 Hours (a little over five days, put your calculators down) and was faced with a decision that most would likely scoff at or simply say &#8220;that sucks&#8221;.  I know that&#8217;s how I felt.  Hell the night I saw the movie, I was torn between this and &#8220;The Mechanic&#8221; the latest mindless action film from Jason Statham.  Yet, when I sat down to witness what Aron went through, I was floored. </p>
<p>A film hasn&#8217;t hit me like this in years.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s difficult to express the litany of emotions the final 30 minutes put me through, so I sat down to do a bit of self examination&#8230;and I wound up with a painting that was not planned, just a spontaneous deluge of inspiration coming from a strange place.  Most of the movies I watch, last about 3 hours, an hour of which is spent on reflection &#8211; and that&#8217;s for the ones that are worth a shit &#8211; most are not.  So the fact that this small scale true story about a guy hugging a boulder for a week &#8211; talking to himself &#8211; was so violently seared into my brain for an entire weekend, I had to document it.</p>
<p>Life is a funny thing, we wade through our daily lives &#8211; focused on the tasks at hand &#8211; partnered with that inherent worry about the future, all affected by our infinitely varied pasts.  Yet when all is accounted for, your world is flowing perfectly with your wildest hopes and dreams, there is always that nagging fear of the one absolute in life, death.  </p>
<p>People structure their entire lives around death, every time you tell yourself not to do something, the reason in the back of your mind is death. Since the dawn of man the butterfly wings of chance have proven time and again to be a force of unpredictable destruction.  So we keep things close to the chest, we risk assess, we analyze, we govern with arbitrary laws, we hide in the domestic cave known as life, all in the name of survival.</p>
<p>Somewhere along the way though, the concept of survival was lost in translation.</p>
<p>Keeping ourselves alive is slowly killing us all. Nihilism is running rampant, our safety induced coma is threatening our physiological well-being, and yet we fight to survive by such means.  This is how I view the world.  You may not, but I see this everyday and for me it is a disheartening truth.  This is why we see events like the one unfolding in Egypt. The build up of monotony, coupled with an ever present vice grip on freedom &#8211; all in the name of freedom &#8211; is driving people out of their coma&#8217;s.  They are waking up.</p>
<p>Only when we are faced with death, in any of it&#8217;s many faces, can we truly change.</p>
<p><span style="background:#525251; font-size:14px; font-family:arial; float:right; border-radius:10px; -moz-border-radius:8px; -webkit-border-radius:8px; color:#fff; width:170px; text-align:left; padding:10px; margin-left:15px;">&#8221; We all have moments that haunt us, yet thanks to a world of distractions, only our subconscious need deal with it.&#8221;</span>This is a powerful message, one that Aron Ralston was blessed to give to those who would listen. Aron is not a person that lives the way we (as a populace) do, Aron is an adventurer, a free spirit, and also a flawed figure. We all have moments that haunt us, yet thanks to a world of distractions, only our subconscious need deal with it.  Unless of course you are stuck in a hole for 5 days with nothing but your thoughts and a small utility knife&#8230;</p>
<p>Hallucinations plagued and entertained Aron throughout those infamous 127 hours, allowing for a painful real-time version of his life flashing before his eyes.  Visions that have haunted him are were now his only friends, while memories of pleasure and love seemed almost like a cruel joke. This introspection is what left me in awe of his story.  Everyone has a version of &#8220;What I Would Do&#8221; for nearly every situation, yet it is such a superficial notion when dealing in hypotheticals. Here we have an actual human being, facing down death, and depicted so close to reality that it&#8217;s almost as if you are there with Aron. This is why my reaction was so profound.  Simply hearing or reading about a story like this will only allow for a modicum of understanding, where seeing and almost feeling all of this first hand, can stick with you forever.</p>
<p>These hallucinations of what was, what is, and what could be, were Aron&#8217;s driving force for choosing life &#8211; despite it being the more difficult road.  The things he saw, were things that any man can relate to, or&#8230;cling to.</p>
<h2 style="background:#e7e7e7; font-family:arial; letter-spacing:2em; text-align:center;">THE ART</h2>
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		<title>Dribbble Me @jesserandgd</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 04:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Rand G.D.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this past weekend I finally got my first pair of Dribbble invites to give out, talk about holding the golden ticket! When I joined Dribble a little over a month ago I promised the first invite to a fellow designer that I shared a hallway with back in Dover, so that left me with one more and nobody in immediate need for one. What a predicament... so like any social media tool such as myself would, I turned to Twitter.]]></description>
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<p>So this past weekend I finally got my first pair of Dribbble invites to give out, talk about holding the golden ticket! When I joined Dribble a little over a month ago I promised the first invite to a fellow designer that I shared a hallway with back in Dover, so that left me with one more and nobody in immediate need for one. What a predicament&#8230; so like any social media tool such as myself would, I turned to Twitter.  I announced the availability of the ticket last Monday. Nothing. Where the hell were all of these &#8220;ravenous&#8221; designers that I thought were out there? A Couple days went by and still no bites. Then I happened upon a random tweet that said something to the effect of &#8220;Got something good to say? Say it at 9:45am&#8221;.  So I did.</p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/search/jesserandgd" target="_blank">The results speak for themselves.</a></p>
<p>There were so many responses from designers that just a month ago I could completely relate to, I just had to put some real consideration into who gets this invite. Hence this overly detailed posting.  -I was supposed to be working tonight-</p>
<p>I truly did spend a lot of my time weighing the users listed below and I hope I made the right decision.  Dribbble is a very exclusive site to become a part of, and I am very thankful that I was given the opportunity to enter the playground of the design industries best and brightest.  So don&#8217;t take this invite lightly, many designers would actually commit heinous acts and crimes against humanity for these invites&#8230;why?  Well that&#8217;s a topic for another post.</p>
<p>Enjoy!<br />
-<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/jesserandgd" target="_blank">@jesserandgd</a></p>
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<h2>Contenders</h2>
<h3><img class="fl colorbox-498" title="iblend-avatar" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/iblend-avatar.png" alt="" width="73" height="73" /><a href="http://twitter.com/iBlend" target="_blank">@iBlend </a>- Louis Gubitosi <em>Designer / Developer</em></h3>
<p>Louis stood out to me for a couple of reasons, the first was the common following we both seem to share and his knowledge of Vital Design (The reason I now bleed orange).  Always a plus.  Then I took the time to view his work over at <a href="http://interactiveblend.com/index.html" target="_blank">Interactive Blend</a> and I really liked what I saw. The site itself is clean and easy to navigate with a stand-out header graphic to anchor the whole thing.  His aesthetic is clean and articulate and some of his print designs are fantastic.</p>
<p><a href="http://interactiveblend.com/index.html" target="_blank" align="center">Find Louis Online</a></p>
<p><span class="favs">Favorite Piece</span><br />
<a href="http://interactiveblend.com/print.html" target="_blank" class="work"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-499 colorbox-498" title="Out of War" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/iblend-outofwar.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="229" /></a></p>
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<h3><img class="fl colorbox-498" title="portrait_janna" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/portrait_janna.png" alt="" width="73" height="73" /><a href="http://twitter.com/_jannalynn">@_jannalynn</a> &#8211; Janna Hagan <em>Web Designer/Developer</em></h3>
<p>For being as young as she is Janna has built up an impressive web presence, I know when I was in college I certainly didn&#8217;t have a working website and blog&#8230;but then again when I was a college sophomore you still needed a .edu email for Facebook&#8230;Jesus, and that was only like 4 years ago.  Anyhow, back to Janna, her work is very clean and well developed and her design sensibilities are very modern and web 3.0?  Is that a real term yet?  She&#8217;s even playing the blogging game very well.  Keep it up Janna, this career is a marathon and you&#8217;ve got a great head start.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.jannahagan.com/" target="_blank" align="center">Find Janna Online</a></p>
<p><span class="favs">Favorite Piece</span><br />
<a href="http://dca.durhamcollege.ca/~haganj/websites/sage/" target="_blank"  class="work"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-501 colorbox-498" title="janna_sage" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/janna_sage.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="278" /></a></p>
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<h3><img class="fl colorbox-498" title="sunset_70_reasonably_small" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/sunset_70_reasonably_small.jpg" alt="" width="72" height="72" /><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/richmcnabb" target="_blank">@richmcnabb</a> &#8211; Rich McNabb <em>Interactive Web Designer</em></h3>
<p>Rich came extremely close to this invite.  You can read about the winner below, but Rich has himself a fantastic web design aesthetic with some very innovative sites and ideas floating around on his stark yet clean website/portfolio.  It&#8217;s abundantly clear to me, thanks to his <a href="http://www.richmcnabb.com/awards.html">epic awards page</a>, that Rich is a very accomplished and talented designer and I&#8217;m sure he could code circles around my head, so rest assured dude, you are on the short list for the next available invite!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.richmcnabb.com/index.html" target="_blank" align="center">Find Rich Online</a></p>
<p><span class="favs">Favorite Piece</span><br />
<a href="http://www.richmcnabb.com/awards.html"  class="work" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-515 colorbox-498" title="rich-art" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/rich-art.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="265" /></a></p>
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<h2>Winner: @CriscoSpectrum</h2>
<h3><img class="fl colorbox-498" title="portrait_spectrum" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/portrait_spectrum.jpg" alt="" width="73" height="73" /><a href="http://twitter.com/CriscoSpectrum" target="_blank">@CriscoSpectrum</a> &#8211; Chris Scholten <em>Web Designer/Illustrator</em></h3>
<p>So what set Chris apart from all of these other super talented designers?  Well just look over his <a href="http://www.cjsdesign.nl/">portfolio</a> and I think you will understand.  I can&#8217;t even begin to tell all of you how happy I am to find this dude.  His bio sounds frighteningly similar to mine, minus the superhero stuff&#8230;even though my brothers do call me Jesosipher the Philosipher&#8230;but Chris&#8217; work takes all that I do to another level.  I&#8217;ve always been a firm believer that those designers with a strong background in studio art and illustration will always bring more to the table on any project, and Chris proves this.  With solid design sense and the added attention to painterly detail these designs are amazing to pour over.</p>
<p>Welcome to Dribbble <a href="http://twitter.com/CriscoSpectrum">@CriscoSpectrum</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.cjsdesign.nl/" target="_blank">Find Chris Online</a></p>
<p><span class="favs">Favorite Piece</span><br />
<a href="http://www.cjsdesign.nl/"  class="work" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-509 colorbox-498" title="spectrum-art" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/spectrum-art.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="203" /></a></p>
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<h3>Honorable Mentions:</h3>
<h4><img class="fl colorbox-498" title="gibbs-logo-square_bigger" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/gibbs-logo-square_bigger.jpg" alt="" width="44" height="44" target="_blank" /><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/gibbsstudios" target="_blank">@gibbsstudio</a> &#8211; Gibbs Studios <em>Social Impact Web Design</em></h4>
<p>Based in my home state of New Hampshire, Gibbs Studios does some great work for numerous non-profits in the area.  I&#8217;m a bit of a wanna-be humanitarian myself.  You know, like the type that will spit vitriol at the TV when it tells me about attrocoties, but never find the time to actually do anything.  Well these guys (gals?) do, and they do it well.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.gibbsstudios.com/" target="_blank">Find Gibbs Studios Online</a></p>
<h4><img class="fl colorbox-498" title="avatar_19-20-04_reasonably_small" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/avatar_19-20-04_reasonably_small.jpg" alt="" width="43" height="43" /><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/chrisayresweb" target="_blank">@chrisayersweb</a> &#8211; Chris Ayres <em>Web Designer</em></h4>
<p>Very @yarcom -esque website design, and that is a compliment.  I know how much work it is to build a site with a brand new stylesheet for every featured project.  Well done sir and keep up the good work.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.chrisayresdesign.com/" target="_blank">Find Chris Online</a></p>
<h4><img class="fl colorbox-498" title="skypr-bg_bigger" src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/skypr-bg_bigger.jpg" alt="" width="44" height="44" /><a href="http://twitter.com/Jrutlanddesign" target="_blank">@Jrutlanddesign</a> &#8211; Joe Rutland <em>Front End Web Designer/Developer</em></h4>
<p>Big point for persistence Joe, the work looks good on your site, yet I can&#8217;t view any live sites or projects as far as I can tell.  Get that portfolio up there dude!</p>
<p><a href="http://jrutlanddesign.co.uk/" target="_blank">Find Joe Online</a></p>
<p>Header Graphic courtesy of: <a href="http://twitter.com/graceac" target="_blank">@graceac</a> &#8211; Grace Athayde <em>Designer/Web Entrprenuer</em></p>
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		<title>Bird Fart &#8211; A Bird&#8217;s Tale</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 00:14:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Rand G.D.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Bird's Tale - "The elders spoke of a time when the evils of man may steal the voice of the bird only to share their melody amongst one another until the skies turned black and the rivers red."]]></description>
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<h2><strong>&#8220;WHAAAATTTT THE F***********!?!?!?!</strong></h2>
<h3><em>Did I really get raped by a vampire?&#8221;</em></h3>
<p>Many suns ago her goal was simple, let her voice be heard. And so it was, by quite a few of her friends actually.  They would spout off early in the morning about whatever came to mind, typically musing about their chosen craft.  Their buzzing at that point was little more than a morning song to the untrained ear.  Oddly enough, people could hear them, they knew this much to be true, they simply could never make out a word.  Too bad the birds never developed fingers to write with because they do speak the same damn language.</p>
<p>This was their heritage, continuing unabated until a strange night 3 years ago&#8230;</p>
<p>After a long day and night of speaking with her friends as they toiled in the brush, gathering for the coming winter.  She squatted down to sleep when a dark silhouette of a bird-like creature appeared at the end of her branch.  It was sliding stealthily towards her.  She struggled to make out who or what it was when&#8230;she awoke.  For the next three weeks she was haunted by vivid dreams of bird erotica, a dark and handsome creature would seduce her and force her to perform dastardly pornographic things.  This struck her as strange, since that&#8217;s not really how birds do it.</p>
<p>Upon asking her friends what they thought the dreams could be about, a dear friend posed an interesting hypothesis.</p>
<p>&#8220;The elders spoke of a time when the evils of man may steal the voice of the bird only to share their melody amongst one another until the skies turned black and the rivers red.&#8221; She continued &#8220;that slippery mammalian bastard was likely a vampire in its bat form, sent in to steal your voice&#8221;.  &#8220;That is just plain stupid&#8221; our graceful protagonist wailed.  &#8220;Stupid?&#8221; her friend returned, &#8220;look down amongst them, they no longer look up to hear our calls, they instead stare downward into their black boxes &#8211; walking into one another and not saying so much as a word.  Our influence is lost, they are disconnected&#8221;.</p>
<p><img class="colorbox-376"  src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/themes/jesserandgd/images/demon_girl.jpg" alt="Demon Girl" style="float:right;" /><br />
Perplexed by the theory and just how heavy handed her friend really was, our bird staggered back to her nest where she lay cumbersome atop her newest egg.  &#8220;How does a vampire bat having sex with a bird lead to the downfall of the human race and all living creatures?&#8221;, she pondered aloud.  Just then she felt a sharp pain in her ass.</p>
<p>The egg has hatched!  What utter terror she next felt, when her newborn chick revealed itself.  Into the air she leaped; squirming and screaming &#8220;WHAAAATTTT THE F***********!?!?!?!&#8221;</p>
<p> &#8211; she let out a <strong>bird fart</strong>.</p>
<h3><strong>Epilogue</strong></h3>
<p>That malevolent chick would then go on to live as the pet of her father, Dracula, in his palace &#8211; where she maintains his Facebook and Twitter page, he now has over 500 million friends.</p>
<p><em>To view the illustration that inspired this tale, click the image below.</em></p>
<p><a href="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/sketch_package.jpg"><img src="http://www.jesserandgd.com/wp-content/uploads/sketch_package-150x115.jpg" alt="Click here." title="Bird Fart - A Bird's Tale" width="150" class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-399 colorbox-376" style="border:solid 2px #ddd;" /></a></p>
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		<title>Mondo Rondo and the Boston Celtics</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 23:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Rand G.D.</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With the series with Orlando hopefully closing out tonight, it needs to be mentioned who has been the MVP of these 2010 NBA playoffs.  His name is Rajon Rondo and I am officially calling him Mondo &#8211; The Four Armed Magician.  Below is the tee-shirt I designed and plan on wearing when I make my way to the Garden for the Finals next week.  Also enjoy the clip below of Mondo and his stupidly awesome steal and lay up from Game 3 vs. Orlando.</p>
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<em>Oh, and this image is mine, I created it, so spread it but don&#8217;t steal it.</em></p>
<h2>This is SICK</h2>
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