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Back in August of 2009 a little horror movie premiered called H2.  I was expecting a good old fashioned slasher flick, reasonable right?  Instead what I was subjected to was the magnum opus of brutality from a man already known for carnage.  The imagery bandied about in this mess of a film seared into my head and I simply could not get it out.

Ignoring the minor grievances that most have expressed regarding the shitty script, the bile spewing white trash they call actors and director Rob Zombies endless desire to stick his talentless (thought beautiful) wife into every fucking movie he makes.  This movie still deserves it’s place in the pantheon of great horror movies.  For one simple fact, it is the most brutal mainstream film ever produced.  Others have rivaled it, but when all is said and done…this one is sort of untouchable.  I can’t remember the last time I squirmed like that in a movie.  The beat down Michael Myers puts on the strip club employees is legendary.

If you place the legacy of the series on the backburner and watch this for what it is…a visually stunning behemoth of heavy metal and hatred, you will see that Rob Zombie might suck at scripts and dialogue, but his horror visuals are the best in the business right now.

Since I was a kid movies and television shows have shaped my outlook on life.  Dig deep and you too may find influences that have reared their ugly head in your real world.  Children learn how to live, love, think and act from their parents.  Unfortunately, our televisions have become our un-adopted step parents for the last couple generations.  This of course opens a whole can of worms not to be tackled here.  This is about love.

Read into any of the above selections as you will, after all they are subjective.  Each individual will have their own distinct time line of crushes that helped develop their life choices.

Listed from left to right;  My Fiance, Alex Mack of “The Secret World of Alex Mack”, Rogue from “X-Men the Animated Series”, Wichita from “Zombieland”, Em from “Into the Wild” – Yes that is the Twilight girl, hence the hair – and last but CERTAINLY not least…..Kelly Kapowski of “Saved By The Bell”.

List your childhood crushes below.  I’m curious to who else watch Saved By The Bell that much.

…and yes, that’s Kristen Stewart to the right.  Can’t say I’m too happy with the whole “Twilight” thing, but her turns in “Adventureland” and “Into the Wild” made me a fan for life.